1)"poker face"would be the national anthem...or cud alwas b replaced by any song namely "paparazzi","speechless" or more.(the best part in singin the anthem wud be the "po-po-po-poker face" part...and of course wud be complimented with vintage glam-rocks,metal drums,bubble beats and champagne with strawberries :).
2)"great dane" wud be the national animal(t looks royally huge so i think t suits perfectly)
3)we,the people for sure are not "citizens"...we will be "the little monsters".
4)the house of parliament shall be called "THE HAUS OF GAGA".
5)beyonce and sir elton john of course,shall be the right hand ppl of "president gaga".
6)FORMALS wud be-panty hose,leather leggings n tights,blingee lingeries n heavy metal-studded outfits and 8 inch high platforms..and not to forget plastic bubbles.
7)the national flag is mostly gold and silver bedazzled with sugar,spice n everything gaga-ish.
8)she wud be performing at concerts in iraq instead of doin the "bush" strategy..
9)she wont only literally say the word "peace" but let the fingers do them job...peace out!!.. and i swear nobody wants to hit her wit a shoe unlike some former president.
10)osama-bin-laden wud go all gaga diein to see her so hel wave the white flag or come out from kudebulisatainnutkstan or werever hes caving in...so there we have world peace!!
what a thought :D
ReplyDeleteif a pop singer like gaga had really been the president then the whole of US would be POP-ping up with music